I don’t think I could even try to disguise this blog into anything more than a shameless sexual come-on to my current shemale crush, Morgan Bailey. I want Morgan. I want to do Morgan. And I want Morgan to do me. And when we’re done, I wanna do a little more! I want to smoke some Humoldt County Indica or Alaskan Thunderfuck with her, and do some shotguns. Am I out of line? God, I hope so. lol I admit that I’ve never met Morgan, but I really feel I need to, and soon. I need to put my arms around her, look into her eyes, and start to gently kiss her. And after that, I hope she doesn’t mind when I start loosening whatever clothing she has on her upper body, and start to feel her breasts. God, they look delicious. I want them so badly. And then I want to take off my top, and hold her hand up to my breast. Then I want to lift her finger tips to my mouth and kiss them, just for a minute. From there, I want to playfully rub my nipples on hers. I hope she won’t mind the smile it will inevitabley put on my lips. Because I know it will. But it will be a smile of loving calm. My nipples are so sensitive, and one of my most cherished erogenous zones. Then I’ll go back to kissing her lips, but a bit more passionately this time, making my way down her neck, and then slowly down to her shoulders. Then I’ll glide my tounge right down to her areola, and finally put her nipple in my mouth. My other hand will gently carress her other breast, which my toung will lovingly migrate towards, never rushing. And then when I worshipped her breasts with my tongue and fingers, I’ll move down to her adorable belly. At that point, I’ll almost be in a dream state, because I’ll know that next I’ll be descending upon her long, beautiful, rock-hard…
Hey! Hold on just one goddamn minute! Get your minds out of the fucking gutter!!! And then, go find your OWN gorgeous shemale to go down on!!! Ok?!? This fucking blog is OVER as of right the fuck NOW, you fucking nosey perverts!!!




What? She’s a pretty girl, you both should check out lazerbunny.com. Cool site, and hopefully a forum will soon be added.
Oh, and it’s not Alaskan Thunderfuck, btw, it Matanuskan Thunderfuck, and yes, I have smoked it, years ago.
That’s a good story. A friend of mine briefly turned into a skeleton.
Comment by Hondarobot — November 3, 2009 @ 8:33 pm
Wait. You mean in the photo, or are you correcting me on my use of the vernacular? I’ll have you know I’ve smoked plenty of both weeds, and can assure you that Alaskan Thunderfuck is most certainly the correct term. I’m sure regional strains like Matanuskan Thunderfuck have made their way into the vernacular as well, so I’m not about to get bogged down in that little debate, Honda.
Look. I think you simply need to get vaporized on some dank nugs, and enjoy the dancing skeletons. It’s not like you’d be the first to acquiesce.
Comment by Nikki Dupre — November 3, 2009 @ 9:31 pm
I’m just saying, it’s Matanuskan Thunderfuck.
;P
Check out Lazerbunny, we should get a forum going on over there. You should be featured on the site, actually. It’s pretty cool.
Comment by Hondarobot — November 4, 2009 @ 12:23 am
Why? Do they do shoots of trannys?
Btw, my site is going to eventually have a forum which I have a feeling people will love. Even now, I only maintain a presence on HA, HD, and the others. And of course, I’ll use them to promote stuff. I mean, they’re fun and all, but in relatively small doses.
Comment by Nikki Dupre — November 4, 2009 @ 10:24 am
I didn’t think to ask about if they feature TS material, I assume they do or would. It seems like a progressive, forward thinking operation. I asked the site owner about if they had a forum, and he responded with a detailed explanation that one might be implemented in the future, and seemed like a cool guy, as well. I know Aly’s new site is somehow connected with them, or she’s done work for them, I should probably ask her.
The general theme just seems like a sort of Warhols Factory of alt porn, which I think is cool. Besides Aly and yourself, I believe girls in our little forum scene that would enjoy the site would include: Tara, Danielle (as long as she doesn’t call the FBI lol), Allanah, Joanna, Tempest, Mandy, Jesse, and the list goes on. Pretty much any girl looking to do more creative adult work I think would find the site interesting.
And, no, I am not a paid spokesperson. ;P
Having been banned from HA (I’m still not sure who did that) and banned from HD (and VR’s now deleting any post I make in the Anon section), I’d hate to lose track of the online friends I’ve met over the years on the forums, and lazerbunny seems like a good site to do that on.
Comment by Hondarobot — November 4, 2009 @ 7:08 pm
Sounds kinda cool. I looked at it, and liked what I saw.
And screw HD. I have no idea what the Richter kid is up to, but Crimson and the old fighter pilot guy are Grade A dorks. Did you see that guy’s MySpace profile? I don’t think he could be more cretinous or sexually awkward than he is. Anyway, you can post all you like on my forum when we get the thing going. The main rule will be that no one is abusive to the girls.
Comment by Nikki Dupre — November 6, 2009 @ 3:19 pm
Thanks for the invite to your forum, Nicole, I will certainly accept the offer when it goes live. I think it’s safe to say you and I have always gotten along on the forums. Probably the only girl I didn’t get along with was honestly VR. I don’t think the various problems I’ve had with her over the years are entirely her fault, though. She’s been surrounded by ass kissing loons for years, and I think that’s damaged her view of regular people. I suppose I could see the appeal in having a large fan base who eagerly believes anything you say, but it’s not something I’d be interested in.
Anyhow, I’m done with HD as well.
Comment by Hondarobot — November 6, 2009 @ 7:08 pm
Your elegant prose has the panache of a “Dear Penthouse” letter. You’re clearly wasting your natural talents by not doing this for a living full time.
Comment by tslvrnyc — November 11, 2009 @ 1:43 pm
I want more
Comment by sam — December 7, 2009 @ 8:00 pm