I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m the trouble tranny, the evil shemale, the tranzilla, and the auntie-christ. I breathe death. I quiff destruction. I lay to waste all of your silly little dreams. I rob your innocence. I haunt your nightmares. I lure you into my black widow’s web by giving you a boner, and then I suck your blood. Like a female praying mantis devouring her mate during copulation, I totally screw up any plans you had for a nice weekend. I’ll fuck up your whole life. I’m a little jerk. I’m a big doodie head. And your mother is positively sure to hate me. I’m a bad, baaaaaaaaaaaaaad girl…
… unless, of course, you’d like to take me shopping.
Don't be fooled by that cute lil' bowtie. Sometimes Teddy likes it rough.
